smurfjerk
noun portmanteau
1. very short person who is also a jerk.
2. a group of smurfs who are closely seated next to each other in the form of a circle for the purpose of jerking each other off.
3. someone who is desperate enough to jerk off a smurf for money.
bro 1: “oh my f-cking god?! do they ever raise the height limits on the d-mn superman ride? un-f-cking-believable.”
bro 2: “dude, don’t be such a smurfjerk”.
dud 3: “yo guess what i just saw: kelsey and chelsea making out.. huzzahhh.”
dud 4 (after taking dmt): “i guess that’s fine considering i secretly fell in love with a scorpion who convinced the beaver-king of letting me join a secret underground smurfjerk. i can’t really describe how i felt during the whole experience.”
ho 5: “that guy was tiny yooo, i had no choice but to give him a 50% discount for a lil’ smurfjerk”.
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