NOGAF
acronym for “no one gives a f-ck.”
dave: hey man! i just got that new britney cd!
everyone: nogaf.
an acronym standing for “no one gives a f-ck”. it comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.
the comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. if a post looks like a plead for attention just post nogaf
girl on fb:depressing night 🙁
good samaritan:nogaf
girl on fb: god this always happens to me:(
good samaritan: no gaf
it means: no one gives a f-ck
when john arrived at the office, he knew that it was going to be a n.o.g.a.f day.
no one gives a f-ck. a situation or moment when you just don’t give a flying f-ck about something.
a handy abbreviation used to display your utter and complete disinterest in a situation or person.
an instance of utter pointlessness where giving even a portion of a rats -rs- is unneeded.
she: “i think my water just broke !”
me: ohh….nogaf
him : “heyyy so whats the scene yo who’all are coming out clubbing tonight ?”
me: umm may, sara, aaron and their nogaf spouses
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