nogen
(pr-nounced like you would say vegan but replacing the “ve” with “no”)a person who refrains from eating anything. they feel that eating animals and using their byproducts is animal cruelty and eating plants is morally wrong. they also refrain from eating bacteria because it slaughters them as well. instead, they live on a diet of nothing.
im so f-cking obese from my nogen diet.
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