nogotiation


a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pr-nounced no-go-tiation
1:i was talking to andre and i wanted his bob marley cd and then he wouldn’t give it to me after i offered him my entire cd collection.

2:what a nogotiation
refusal to accept negotiation terms, and therefore reaching an agreement is a “no go”.
amanda: “can i borrow your cute heels to go clubbing tonight?”

kelly: “nope.”

amanda: “c’mon!”

kelly: “no way! your foot funk is contagious… i can’t be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes.”

amanda: “well, i guess this nogotiation’s over”…

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