Noik


a p-n-s.
the woman couldn’t believe what a small noik her boss had.
the act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner.

the word, “noik” must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.
the victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. a cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, “noik!”.

in the above scenario, the victim has been ‘noiked’, or;

the perpetrator has ‘noiked’ the victims chair, or;

the victim can be said to have been subjected to a,’noiking’.
noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.
“sergeant noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!”

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