#noinvite
a guy named david that eats out 24/7 but never gets invited to anything. also, has a p-ssion for star wars roll playing, the dark side. pr-ne to fake knee injuries for sympathies and invitations.
“hey have you seen david?”
“you mean #noinvite?”
“ya, but last time i saw him he was dressed like darth mail, taking a selfie with his burger.”
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