Nokia Syndrome


the noise made by an individual who does not know the answer to a question. the noise sounds similar to the vibration of a mobile phone when on vibration mode. there may be variations of tone in relation to situation.
teacher: so what do you think about… (asking the student a difficult question).
student: mmmmmmmmmmm…. (insert vibrating sound – nokia syndrome)

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