Nokia Tune


an exceedingly annoying default ringtone on nokia handsets which when rings makes the bystander sn-tch that ugly-hoe cellphone and shove it up the owner’s -ss.
-ring- -ring-
tim: jim is that nokia tune coming out of your vibrating -ss?
jim: uh, yeah.. i din’t change the tone and my girlfriend pushed my sh-t in with it.
tim: mof-cka.

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