Nokiasaurus
the ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized b-ttons; 0-9, call and reject. they are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. compet-tion from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.
some older nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.
steve? h-llo… steve? …. steve – you’re breaking up. …. steve? …. you’re using that nokiasaurus of yours again, aren’t you?
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