Nolaning


the art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
guy 1: so i was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when i realised i was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
guy 2: d-mn, did you do it bareback?
guy 1: h-ll no! i had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

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