Nolanoscopy


n. procedure by which a sports information topic is examined and -n-lyzed in such great detail and with such great care that the reader is left with a feeling of complete confidence and tranquility with their grasp of the subject. it’s often been said that the prep for a nolanoscopy is the worst part of the process – requiring much research and creative thinking. the subject often requires sedation in order to reach the level of granularity required. some instances have left the subject with a slight, temporary limp afterward and/or lingering soreness. however, when performed with the greatest of care, the subject will be no worse for wear.
“i can’t go out for ice cream, i’m prepping for my nolanoscopy.”
“how can mark buehrle be hurt, aaron is already halfway through his nolanoscopy”

Read Also:

  • shoe string swag

    shoestrings wore as a belt. i wear shoe strings as a belt sometimes, therefore i have shoe string swag.

  • E-Thumping

    the process of spending large quant-ties of time looking up and reading bible p-ssages on the internet. fran, i wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

  • Cheeky Shower

    masturbating (w-nking) in the shower sorry for the late reply just had a cheeky shower 😉 x

  • Cheesecake Whore

    a cheesecake wh-r- is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic. d-mn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake wh-r-, hit that sh-t, and be out.

  • Lunkyguy

    a large stocky bald man that advertises on numerous dating and adult s-x sites describing himself as athletic with a few extra pounds. a weight lifting dolt that advertises himself online as an anadonis. bored married man looking to hook-up online. our neighbors wife would never know what a lunkyguy he is online.


Disclaimer: Nolanoscopy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.