Nomenist


a person who judges someone based upon their name, regardless of other factors.
beth: “susie! i met this great guy! he’s cute, funny, sensitive-”
susie: “wow, he sounds perfect! what’s his name?”
beth: “garrett.”
susie: “oh. whoa, you shouldn’t be around this guy, beth: garretts are bad news. i knew a garrett once, and he-”
beth: “oh, cut it out, susie. you’re such a nomenist.”

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