Nomjob
the act in which a woman gives you a bl-w j-b whilst saying “nom nom nom” on the tip of the p-n-s
women: “nom nom nom”
man: “slob on my nom!”
thats a nomjob
the equivalent of a bl-wj-b, but it’s done to chicks.
my girl wouldn’t suck me of unless i gave her a nomjob first.
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