Non alcoholic drunk

usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive
jerry: duuudez, im s00ooo drunk broz!11q1 wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

john: but jerry…its nonalcoholic beer

matt: he must be a non alcoholic drunk.

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