an anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
a man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. he tells his wife about his strange dream. she ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. the man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (this is an example of a non-joke)
missment is when you’ve missed someone so much that when you about to meet you say you somewhere you not but about to get there(not lie) to avoid dramas and p-ssing them, but you sure you be there probably before the message is read tiwawa am at ngara will be there in a few missment […]
- boardroom b*n*r
when you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about s-x in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends. does anyone think mike is paying attention to the presentation? nope he’s got a big boardroom b-n-r! quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.
- ghetto net
used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc. “i found a video of two guys fighting […]
- chinese hug
when you get that reach around from your favorite chinese person or m-sseuse. yo, i got this great chinese hug at the end of my m-sseuse session.
- horse kicking
when u don’t know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it. remember when you we’re eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.