nona


an name for an exotic girl, usually with dark hair. very hot in a foreign way. these girls are known to party and are popular with everyone. also said to be amazing in bed.
guy 1- dude, have you seen the new foreign exchange student, nona?

guy 2- yeah man, that girl is hot.
a less common but cute girl name, sometimes confused by nerds with the name for a chain of nine hydrated carbon atoms ‘nonane’.
“nona, what are you doing tonight?”, “oh, im going to play guitar hero at joris’ tonight”
1)spanish/itilian name for gramma.
2)a female name
3)a short horror story by stephen king
1) “my nona is from venice”
2) “when is your friend nona coming?”
“i don’t know, b-tch have no sense of time”
3) (what? do you really expect me to get a paragraph of the story and post it here?)

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