nonads
part of the gonads that no longer exists due to unfortunate circ-mstances such as freezing cold water, blue b-lls, or being kicked in the groin.
“i’m freezing my nonads off!”
jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman’s terms, a man with no nads(t-st-cl-s).
lucas: “sh-t dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me”
matt: “what truth?”
lucas: “that i’m a nonad and that i was born that way.” -sigh-
matt: “man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that b-tch kills your p.i. and makes you the school’s laughing stock!”
mark h. urban dictionary author since february 2004.
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