Nonce Bashing
an activity performed in prison-
when a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. because he is not the usual ‘hard case’ prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. after a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, -ssume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). this will rapidly lead to a ‘nonce bashing’ – an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. this usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
only performed on s-x offenders, never on those who may have committed ‘worse’ crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more ‘manly’ and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
convict1- “what’s up with thatpeter phile bloke?”
convict2- “he’s a nonce.”
convict3- “f-ckin’ ‘ell, let’s bash the nonce b-st-rd!”
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