noncelot
a knight of the round table who prays on kids under the age of 8. manager of adam johnson’s under 11’s football club. has asked for nudes of around 30 11 year olds and has over 9000 snapchat streaks with minors.
jt, you are being a proper noncelot right now, get off snapchat!
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