nonogamy
1. an exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of s-x. typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-s-xual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.
2. a sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where s-x is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues.
when the subject of paul’s cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted “denise had a 2 -year headache. she didn’t want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that’s not what i signed up for when i married her.”
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