nonPod
an mp3 player that is any brand except apple.
– usually used by the proud owners of non-apple products.
e-dog: what kind of ipod do you have?
c-dog: apple sucks, this is my nonpod.
any digital music player that is not on ipod
some kid: hey, is that an ipod?
me: f-ck ipods, i’ve got a nonpod b-tch
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