Nonscuse

a none excuse.

nonscuse

this isn’t a lie, but rather a poor excuse that doesn’t really hold water, when one doesn’t want to directly say “no”.

the other subject wouldn’t typically be expected to come up with a solution, and if s/he did, the nonscuse is typically followed up with another. if the other subject is intelligent, they will “get the drift” but if they are stupid, it may at nonscuse 5 or 6 become a requirement to directly inform that you dont wish to.
mike: “how’s about a drink tonight?”
sarah: “i can’t, i have my kids to look after”
mike : “well i can come to yours?”
sarah: “not really, its a little messy with all the toys”
mike: “that doesn’t bother me sarah”
sarah: “and i’m expecting my mum to ring up at some point”

(mike gets the picture she is giving nonscuse after nonscuse and gives up)

sarah (h-rny @ work) : “james, come over to my desk and drop your pants)
james (impotent) : “errrm, i’d love to, but isn’t it a little inappropiate?”
sarah: “n-body else is in the office for 3 hours, come it will be fun – i’ve seen you staring at my lady lumps all week”
james: “well, yeah they are nice, but i’m kinda looking for someone on the internet and saving myself”
sarah: “dont be so correct, come on, i’ll let you stick it in my mouth”
james: “well…. i don’t have any condoms with me”
sarah: “i’m on the pill james, lets skin on skin”
james: “i dont think you would like it, i’ve been to the toilet 2 times since my shower”
sarah: “thats cool james, dont you like the smell of s-x?”
james: “dont you get it?? i’m impotent”
sarah: “well whats with all the nonscuses – just f-cking say so”