noob cannon
a weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren’t ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
in rainbow six 3, the grenade launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don’t even run it unless they want amus-m-nt.
weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.
counter strike: “that f-cking awp wh-r- should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills.”
call of duty: “err lol how about you don’t use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!” – referring to the ppsh.
etc etc.
term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the awp/awm(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.
omfg u p-ssy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!”! use a real gun u loser!
in call of duty its the ppsh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. favoured by noobs, hence noob cannon.
jake ppsh’d da sniper
da sniper:u f–kin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
jake: no!
a big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.
i’m a n00b and need an awm to kill
a sore losers lame excuse for being killed by a powerful weapon
the developers see no problems in these weapons, because if they had, they would’ve taken it out, now wouldn’t they?
common noob cannon -rs-nal
css – arctic warfare magnum awp
cod4 – m203/a1/pi grenade launcher
css – sig sg550 sniper or g3/sg1
in counterstrike, the autoshotgun. you can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.
“sh-t, you look like a huge walking tw-t useing the f-ckin noobcannon. get some f-cking talent.”
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