noob cheese


a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost r-t-rded.
guy: d-mn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a sh-t in the sink.
a slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

the meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.
bob: “how do you turn it on?”
jeff: “don’t be such a noob cheese, press the power b-tton!”

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