Noob Drinker


1. someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. someone who hits the floor after one drink.
1. hey man, you drink much?
nah, i’m a noob drinker.
2. you see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he’s under the table!
yeah, he’s a noob drinker.
3. i can do this!
-takes a drink and hits the floor-
what a noob drinker!

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