Noob Driver
a noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.
the following offenders fall into this category:
– tailgaters
– chronic lane-changers (because you’re the only one who knows what they’re doing on the road, right?)
– people who honk as soon as a light turns green.
did that stupid f-ck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? what a noob driver.
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