noob erection


a half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

this is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-s-xual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
“what took you so long in there?”
“i had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before i could get a noob erection so i could actually take a p-ss”
“oh”

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