Noob Fruit


a noob fruit is a h-m-s-xual noob, called so because of ‘going gay’ on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. some good examples…
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a fruit = h-m-s-xual of some kind
a noob = ….noob?

therefore a noob fruit is a h-m-s-xual noob.

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