noob host
in dota, noob host has a few defination:
1. complete moron that create a dota game and full house, purpose leave the game without the game ever start, annoy everyone out.
2. host that create a dota game but suck at it. commonly seen as love to become feeder.
3. host that almost lose the game and leave the game when opponent are closer to their victory, p-ssing them out.
4. host that lag the game and delay it, and so on, f-cking everyone off.
5. host that afk and leave when his level is so low. example: everyone is above level 18 but host still at 12.
1. host: ok, gogogo.
ap mode.
game start in 5…
4..
3..
host has left the game.
gamer 1: hey, f-ck u.
gamer 2, noob host la!
2. gamer 7 pwn host’s head for 275 gold!
gamer 7 is beyond godlike! somebody kill him!
gamer 2: sigh! host got f-cked again!
gamer 3: serve that f-ggot right! who ask the noob host to feed gamer 7 so much???
gamer 7: ^^
3. gamer 7, 8, 9, 10: yeah! faster push, we almost win!
gamer 2, 3, 4, 5: gg! ^^
host has left the game.
everyone: zzzzzzzz
everyone: p-ss the host off la!
gamer 4: lol! noob host!
4. gamer 6: lag again! host got tunnel or not???
host: tunnel already lo!
gamer 6: then y still lag??
host: zzzzzzz
gamer 7: noob host! ^^
5. ( ping the map )
gamer 5: if wasn’t the host afk, we could have win.
gamer 3: yalo, f-cking noob host!
gamer 4: see la, host only level 12 only!
host has left the game.
everyone: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gamer 4: like that also left game. xd!
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