Noob Tubed


particularly used in the video game ‘call of duty: modern warfare 2’. where a player uses the grenade launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.
player 1: i just got noob tubed!
player 2: i hate people who noob tube…
to be noobtubed, it is to lose your virginity or have your v-card taken. it is called noobtubed because you are doing a “noob” v-g-n- or p-n-s that has no experience with s-x.
this lauren girl wanted to hook up, the only downside was she was a virgin, but she decided to let me give her a good noobtubing anyhow. she was noobtubed, and became a clinger.

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