noob metal


tacky, sh-tty metal that stretches numerous subgenres of metal. it’s been overplayed too much and is only liked by people with deplorable taste in metal. they claim the bands are among the greatest in metal, but realize that their taste is too noobish to be acceptable.
dragonforce, avenged sevenfold, post-black alb-m metallica, blessthefall, all screamo, bullet for my valentine and the like are all perfect examples of noob metal.

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