Noob seizure
when one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as call of duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. however, in some bullsh-t cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of g-d.
“haha, what an idiot. i got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure.”
“that guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!”
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