noob stick


the auto shotty in counterstrike.
wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.
may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap -ss close range sword used in halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap -ss f-ckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is -ss)
play live all day long and dont using the f-cking noob stick you f-cking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)
an unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.

the auto shotty in cs, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in halo
player 1: haha! you just got pwnt!!
player 2: yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.
a noob stick a pc players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.
gamingconsoleplayer: how about a game of halo?
pcplayer: playing with a noob stick? why don’t you come play a real game on a real computer?
the controller for a console.
(xbox, ps, wii) etc.
using the term noobstick usually comes from the rather ent-tled keyboard and mouse user.
as used in pure pwnage by jeremy.
yeah id rather be using my keyboard and mouse next to this noobstick.
the panzerfaust in wolfenstein, or wolfenstein et. only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.
battle magic keeps tking everyone with that noob stick
a tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.
learn to play before i beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

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