Noob tubing
a play style in call of duty 4 online games. consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your only weapon. some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.
noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are “uber l337 pwning”. experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess “pwnage” the universe would fold in on itself.
noob- uahahaha bangbangbang -noob tubes- pwnt -teafrags-
jp- -pwns with actual pwnage- don’t teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumb-ss. down with noob tubing!
the act of sh-tting in someone’s mouth after they have p-ssed out at a party.
guy 1: did you see zach at the party?
guy2: yeah, i saw someone noob tubing him….
someone who is (probaly gay) using a machinegun with a grenade attachment to out kill everyone else
noobtuber (dalton): haha im so great at call of duty: gay opps
non-noobtuber:f-ck you at lest i have a p-n-s!
noobtuber (dalton):f-ck you noob tubing is great
when you go to a party claiming your the biggest pimp and you hook up with lots of girls, but there all ugly or your sisters friends.
he says he’s a pimp but i think he’s really noob tubing
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