Noobed
a word that evolved from newbie or noob, meaning to be killed or fragged in an ember-ssing way, and/or in a way that requires no skill.
“camping a resp-wn point is a good way to noob someone.” “i was chatting and looking in the corner when a lamer came and noobed me with a rocket launcher.” “he noobed me with that overpowered weapon!”
similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarr-ssed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarr-ssment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.
“you’ve been noobed”, “that complex -n-lysis exam noobed my -ss”, “i lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. i got noobed, no doubt about it.”
when your beaten in a compet-tive multiplayer game by a complete noob who has been playing less that a day and you have been playing for years.
dude, your little brother just noobed me in halo.
when you have a friend on a game who is similar level, but when you log on the next day he is a much higher level.
“hey why havnt you been on latley?”
“oh brian noobed me and i havnt felt like listening to him gloat.
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