Noobitard


noun/adj. a noob so r-t-rded that just calling him a noob is not enough. same with calling him a r-t-rd. therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most r-t-rded noobs.
john is a f-ckin noobitard. he thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

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