Noobitis

a disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

unsure if you have this disease? do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don’t call you anymore
-your parents don’t call you anymore
-your grandma doesn’t call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you’re a priest and someone dies in your party

these are only a few of the symptoms. if you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don’t bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
hector, i understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop f-cking up in life?
a severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has n-bitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. a terrible, terrible fate.
bob: “oii, you hear about paul?”
john: “nah, what happened?”
bob: “they wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. the doctor told me not to visit otherwise i’d land up there too”
john: “tough.. i hear that disease can be fatal.. what a poor, poor noob”
noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in north america. it can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. if you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-people you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-people call you names like noob, or loser
-you have a stupid name like craig,simon,lawrence,james,daniel, or larry.
-you are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-you say you’re not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-you play noob games and say there cool
-you have bad information about everything
-you always fail at life
-you think you’re really awesome but have no friends
-n-body loves you
-you’re into noobplay
-you try to get people to guess you’re middle name so you can get attention
“wow larry, that’s such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis”
a disease usally contracted by people who do not have the attesion span to compeditave an any sort of game
omg that guy maneged to throw a plasma grenade and stick himself with it completely by accident he must hav freakin noobitis