Noobivore


someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.
danny: omg that dan kid sucks at everything. hes never gonna get laid.
jack: yeah the only p-ssy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
dan: hey guyss
danny: f-ck off you noobivore
a gamer that figuratively “eats noobs for breakfast”. an alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.
o.o i don’t want to play on that server. it’s full of scary noobivores. can we go back to playing viva pinata plz.

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