noobknight


in many online videogames, a noobknight is a noob that considers him or herself to be hot sh-t.

the noobknight will take it upon him or herself to single-handedly defeat the enemy party, destroy the monster ect.

100% of all cases end in our stupid, but loveable noobknight’s shameful death.
johndoegamer- “oh h-ll, we’re screwed, there is no way we are going to be able to take that sh-t on.”

noobknight- “don’t worry guys, i’ve got it”

johndoegamer- o_o

-noobknight rushes in, dies shamefully-

johndoegamer- “you are a real noobknight, but i <3 you anyway"

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