Noobshant
(verb, noun, or adjective) the act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. known to be the most f-cking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
joe (talking to his friends): yo, did you see deadpool yet?
bob the noobshant: whats a deadpool?
joe: omg, you f-cking idiot, it’s currently the most watched movie in the world!!! how the f-ck do you not know that movie?
bob the noobshant: i’m just joking.
joe: you are such a noobshant.
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