noodle canoe
a greasy sn-tchbox that is so blown out, a b-n-r that’s not even turned on will just fall inside and get trapped like some f-cked up venus fly trap. only way it’s possible to f-ck a sk-nk with a noodle canoe is to throw on some 3d gl-sses and send a prayer up to jesus.
when a guy goes to jail, he has to prison pocket it, when natural born females go to jail they noodle canoe it.
‘she has the most gnarly noodle canoe i have ever seen, i even tried to take a marshmallow on a stick, in the middle of the winter, and i still couldn’t f-ck it,
you forgot 3d gl-sses, you can’t f-ck that noodle canoe, it ain’t happening, i don’t give a f-ck. gonna have to play in the mud and go for the backdoor.
bro 1:how did you get that gallon of vodka into the club??
bro 2:rachel noodle canoed it, duh you c-ckf-g. she brought some red bulls too you f-cking r-t-rd, why don’t you just go home so i don’t have to listen to your dumb-ss questions
dude 1: what’s a noodle canoe?
dude 2: look it up on urban dictionary you lazy fheg!
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