noodle cup
when you have s-x with your flaccid p-n-s, because you can’t get it up. usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
girl: “what’s wrong?”
guy: “i’m too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup.”
guy 1: ” hey did you hook up with missy last night?”
guy 2: “yeah man, but i was really nervous so i had to noodle cup her instead.”
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