Noodle Hoe


when a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
laquanda: ohhhh sh-t tyrone! dat b-tch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her -ss ! does she know what a shower is ?
tyrone: lanqunda, dat b-tch over there is a noodle hoe !

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