noodle incident
something that happened in the past. no one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. but everyone agrees that it was something embar-ssing or bad.
from “calvin and hobbes”.
(at a 20-year high school reunion)
wife: why is everyone looking at you funny?
husband: they must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
wife: you never told me about that. what was it?
husband: … … it was… the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
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