Noodlehawk
when a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.
dude! that chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!
i think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.
noun-a person who goes to great lengths to see a p-n-s, mostly indigenous to afghanistan.
i knew he was a f-ggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower.” or “i was p-ssing the other day, and this f-cking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
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