Sleepy Finger
when you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. you stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.
alex: wow she’s actually asleep.
-gives the sleepy finger-
rosie: hmmm
-wakes up-
rosie: what the —- do you think your doing! get the —- out now!!
-kicks in the p-n-s-
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