Noodleskootch
having s-x with a chair…
guy 1: how was your weekend?
guy 2: not good
guy 1: why
guy 2: steve came over
guy 1: what’s so bad about that?
guy 2: he noodleskootched…
guy 1: ewwwwwwww….
guy 2: yeah, the chair broke
steve: d-mn…
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