Noodling the ewok
1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)proceed to eat tacos
3)sh-t in a bowl
4)break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your p-b-s (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the p-b-s on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) take many pictures and post them online
dan: hey i’m bored and i love star wars
kevin: thats awesome i just ate a sh-t ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my -ss cheeks
dan: i feel a noodling the ewok coming on
kevin: you took the words out of my mouth
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