noodz
s-xy pictures and/or naked pictures one takes of themselves to share with others via internet or aim
send noodz please.
pictures of yourself, naked.
juan admitted that he had jerked off to lauren’s n00dz.
pictures taken naked and sent to the opposite s-x throw a phone
i got noodz from my girlfriend.
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