nooj


worser form of n00b.
“that guy is a total nooj.”
the worst kind of noob.
he’s beyond the stages of noobness, he’s now a nooj.
a god-like creature. host of the wildly popular “interground” sensation variety talk show brewkah -ssault. one who out of comp-ssion for others forgoes a state of absolute blessedness so as to entertain the m-sses.
i did not think nirvana was possible until i heard nooj on brewkah -ssault.
cutee
cuddle warm fuzzy
snuggle buddy
<3 bit of a dork dopey but loved dipstick hey come and give me a nooj! <3 you noojy ber, ie bear you are such a nooj! what's happenin noojbo? amalgamation of n00b and nujack, two dynamic nicknames from the computer/gaming and hardcore scenes, respectively. a proper use would be someone who falls all to often in both the pit and in halo. :"edgar, why do you edit your gay mysp-ce profile layouts all day and then brake your nose during a circle pit." :"i guess i'm just a nooj." stole, steal i just nooj'd his wallet a guy with a weird name and weird hairstyle. give the kilika sphere to baralai and leblanc goes around calling him noojie-woojie. hilarious. "oh, they're just lucky noojie woojie left that sphere" ←

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